Dearest
Friends, Family and the rest of you random strangers,
We
are so excited to tell
you all about our amazing lives. So, here is our 2011 brag letter.
Loran is a rockstar nanny for two adorable children. She is the
first nanny since Mary Poppins to be practically perfect in every
way. Sean has been wildly successful in his burgeoning career as a
tech mogul. As a program manager at Intuit he's laying the
groundwork for eventual domination of the world financial system.
When
we're not bossing people around at our day jobs we're striving to
achieve enlightenment through yoga by night. We do slave labor by
manning the front desk for a few classes a week in exchange for a
delicious “all you can yoga buffet.” On the side Sean also
enjoys training for the NBA while Loran goes to dance class and
prances around pretending to be a prima ballerina.
We've
done a lot of traveling this year including six trips to the far off,
mystical land of Utah. We also had a glamorous vacation in Vegas to
celebrate four years of marital bliss. Closer to home we enjoy
venturing out into the wild and crazy environment of the bay area.
We have fully adapted to fit in with the inhabitants by becoming
master recyclers, shopping at Trader Joes, enjoying the life of bike
commuting, and saving the earth one carbon footstep at a time.
We
hope this letter finds you all happy and healthy during this holiday
season. Please come visit us anytime. Our queen size luxury
couch-bed and warm hospitality eagerly await you. Happy Christmas,
Merry New Year, and Namaste.
Love,
The
Looslis